Saw a #MothersDay post to “Pet Moms” (Cat Ladies and Dog Madams)
Y’ALL AINT MOMS! Get your OWN day!
Puppies arent like Pinocchio – they’ll never become real boys!
Kittens grow up to be cats – no matter what college courses they take!
Goldfish arent even pets – they’re living decoration!
Mother’s Day is for those that adopt KIDS (children, not baby goats)
or, those that PUSH PEOPLE OUT THEIR PELVIS!
#HappyMothersDay to the REAL Moms!