Original creative writing
Doin’ Dirt w/ Esther
Jerkin’ Around w/ Brett
That’s Just Rude w/ Andy French
I Have No Enemies
#ConfederateFlag = Southern Fun
When I was a lil kid and White people were just the weird milky TV people, the Stars and Bars were the symbol of the Dukes of Hazzard. Two fun dudes who only said nigger off camera when referring to the hard ass sheriff of Chickisaw county (early Herman Caine analog). Now the flag of […]Read More #ConfederateFlag = Southern Fun
Girls, Time 2 Get #Sexy #ISwipedLeftBecause
The new AXE body spray / douche marinade states “For Him” Meaning there is now AXE … FOR HER!!! Now girls that smell like dudes that smell like tuna casserole can cover their funk! Soap is for Moms. Try out any of the refreshing Lady AXE scents : VIP Room Floor, Slut Shame, Aimless Aspiration […]Read More Girls, Time 2 Get #Sexy #ISwipedLeftBecause
#HappyMothersDay, but pets dont count!
Saw a #MothersDay post to “Pet Moms” (Cat Ladies and Dog Madams) Y’ALL AINT MOMS! Get your OWN day! Puppies arent like Pinocchio – they’ll never become real boys! Kittens grow up to be cats – no matter what college courses they take! Goldfish arent even pets – they’re living decoration! Mother’s Day is for […]Read More #HappyMothersDay, but pets dont count!
The Force Awakens PLOT LEAKED!!!
I wanna see this made. … SorryRead More The Force Awakens PLOT LEAKED!!!